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Life Lab cultivates children's love of learning, healthy food, and nature through garden-based education.

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  • What did the doctor remove from her salad? Kidney beans!
  • Why do worms act so frightened? They have no backbone.
  • What is an ant? A hard-working bug that still finds time to go to lots of picnics.
  • Why do you have to be careful about telling a secret in a cornfield? Because the corn have ears.
  • How do you make a pineapple turnover? Try tickling its stomach.
  • What most looks like half of a watermelon? The other half.
  • Why does a farmer have to wear dark sunglasses? Because she grows sunflowers.
  • Why are fruits so polite? They always remember to say “Thank you ‘berry’ much!”
  • What could be called “nature’s pincushion”? A cactus.
  • Why was the tomato blushing? Because it saw the salad dressing.
  • What fruit is not afraid to take a swim? A watermelon.
  • How do you make friends with a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut.
  • What tree is like a pet? A dogwood.
  • Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Berry! Berry who? Berry nice to meet you!
  • What do you call a shoe made from a banana? A slipper.
  • What did the apple tree say to the farmer? Stop picking on me!
  • What kind of vegetable likes to look at animals? A zoo-chini!
  • What is a zucchini's favorite game? Squash!
  • What's the coolest vegetable? A rad-ish!
  • What do vegetables wish for, more than anything else in the whole world? Peas (peace) on earth!
  • Why do vegetables want that so much? Because it will give them peas (piece) of mind!
  • What's a dancer's favorite kind of vegetable? Spin-ach!
  • What's the most uncomfortable kind of vegetable? Spin-ouch!
  • Why do cabbages win at races? Because they know how to get a-head!
  • What is a taxi driver's favorite kind of vegetable? A Cab-bage!
  • What does corn say when it feels embarrassed? "Aw, shucks!"
  • What is a chicken's favorite kind of vegetable? An egg-plant!
  • What is a kayaker's favorite kind of lettuce? Row-maine!
  • What did the salad greens say to the hungry kid? We'll make your mouth and your tummy happy, if you lettuce (let us)!

Jokes adapted from Ready, Set, Grow! A Kid’s Guide to Gardening by Rebecca Spohn and from http://voices.yahoo.com/original-family-friendly-jokes-vegetables-81601.html

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A reminder to vote for Life Lab when you shop at New Leaf (there are paper ballots in the stores) to continue to be an EnviroToken recipient! We have been so grateful for this support from New Leaf Community Markets! Voting closes June 30th, and you can vote EVERY time you go to the store!Help select your store’s Envirotoken partners! For every reusable grocery bag you use at New Leaf, we give you a 10¢ Envirotoken to donate to one of six local nonprofits. Visit your neighborhood store between now and June 30 to cast your vote for which non-profits will receive this year’s donations. Thanks for helping us give back to our local communities! See MoreSee Less

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Life Lab provides truly inspiring training. Their breadth of experience, joy for teaching, and commitment to sharing knowledge highlight the best practices in food and garden education.
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Thank you for such a wonderful field trip experience! Your leaders did such a great job at keeping our kids engaged.
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Terry had another awesome two weeks at Life Lab. I think he learns more there than in any other part of his year. School is great, but he’s passionate (and often dogmatic) about what he learns there.
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